Mann und Frau (Witz)

“Ja” .antwortet sie. “Er ist mein Exmann, und er trinkt soviel, seit ich ihn vor acht Jahren verlassen habe. ” 

“Das ist bemerkenswert”, entgegnet der Ehemann. “Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass jemand so lange feiern kann”.

Gifts for a teacher

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No", the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No", said the little boy. "It's a puppy!"

How to work properly? (Joke)

- "Yes, I know, Boss, and I'm working on it."

Do we know each other?

- "That's amazing!"

The bartender replies:

- "No, it happens every time the Galligan twins get drunk!"