Gifts for a teacher (Joke)

Taken from the World and Press,

August 1 2017

 

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

 

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

 

The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No", the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No", said the little boy. "It's a puppy!"

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Comments: 31
  • #1

    Silvi (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 11:45)

    So funny!

  • #2

    Joanna (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:29)

    Hahaha, very funny! :-)

    Kisses

  • #3

    Kati (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:47)

    Haha, didn't expect that!

    -Kati
    http://www.almoststylish.de/

  • #4

    Mia (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:47)

    Ha ha!!! Love it!!! So funny!!! You made my day, my friend!!!

  • #5

    Svetlana Shkrebtan (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:38)

    На английском очень забавно, а если на русский перевести, то не смешно получается! Впрочем, так всегда и бывает))))

  • #6

    Rena (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:53)

    Good idea haha :-), great.

    http://spicetki.blog.pl/

  • #7

    carolina g.ticala (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:30)

    Thank you very much for your visits, I love your last post!!!kiss
    ������

  • #8

    Nancy Chan (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:39)

    This is really funny! Lol!

  • #9

    TiaMel (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:07)

    Haha unerwartet :D

    Lieber Gruß ♥

  • #10

    czerwonafilizanka (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:23)

    hahahaha god joke!

  • #11

    Rena (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 21:36)

    New post in my blog.

    http://spicetki.blog.pl/

  • #12

    Beauty Unearthly (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 22:04)

    Interesting post dear! thanks for sharing xx

  • #13

    Lindsey (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 22:06)

    Bahaha! That was a good one! :) Thank you for sharing.

  • #14

    Berna (Wednesday, 23 August 2017 22:37)

    Auf meinem Blog gibt es gerade einen tollen Werkzeuggürtel in pink iWv 50 Euro zu gewinnen :=) Würde mich freuen, wenn du mitmachst!

    Liebste Grüße, Berna von <a href="http://paapatya.blogspot.de">paapatya'blog</a>

  • #15

    Nataly (Thursday, 24 August 2017 06:58)

    Спасибо, что подняли настроение) веселая шутка)

  • #16

    Золотухина Оксана (Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:02)

    Веселый рассказ. Спасибо, что поделились.

  • #17

    Lorna (Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:04)

    Ha ha, that made me laugh! The puppy had an accident.

    <a href="https://plus.google.com/105163343957204516798/" rel="nofollow">Raindrops of Sapphire</a>

  • #18

    Blackswan (Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:51)

    Oh wow, I love it! xoxo

  • #19

    Rena (Thursday, 24 August 2017 16:34)

    Das ist ja wirklich sehr lustig, vielen Dank fürs Teilen :)
    Liebe Grüße, Rena
    <a href="http://dressedwithsoul.com/">www.dressedwithsoul.com</a>

  • #20

    Ashley (Thursday, 24 August 2017 17:43)

    These are such good ideas!

    -Ashley
    <a href="http://lestylorouge.com/">Le Stylo Rouge</a>

  • #21

    kathy leonia (Thursday, 24 August 2017 18:28)

    i love it;D

  • #22

    Giulia (Thursday, 24 August 2017 18:28)

    Ahahah so fun!! :)

    https://julesonthemoon.blogspot.it/

  • #23

    White and Vintage (Thursday, 24 August 2017 21:15)

    So funny! The dog is soooo cute!
    Christine

  • #24

    kathy leonia (Friday, 25 August 2017 08:42)

    have a good day:)

  • #25

    D. Wallace Peach (Friday, 25 August 2017 14:19)

    Funny one. Thanks for the smile. :-)

  • #26

    Stephanie@Fairday's Blog (Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:26)

    I am a teacher and this made me laugh. Of course- I am glad I am not the teacher in the joke. ;)

  • #27

    NATALIA (Saturday, 26 August 2017 12:45)

    Good idea!!! It's very funny. Kisses

  • #28

    Cris (Sunday, 27 August 2017 07:19)

    Oh no! That is a good one. Thanks for sharing it. xoxo Cris
    http://photosbycris.blogspot.com.au/2017/08/beach-wedding-part-i.html

  • #29

    sibaritismosdeinma (Sunday, 27 August 2017 11:46)

    un post muy interesante

  • #30

    Lisa Russo (Thursday, 07 September 2017 21:41)

    Oh dear! That was unexpected...

  • #31

    Marylou (Sunday, 10 September 2017 22:50)

    Here they gives presents the last day