How to work properly? (Joke)

Taken from "World and Press", June 2 2017.

 

After retiring from his career Charlie found a new part-time job in a store, but he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was five, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker - tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded, and a real assert to the company. The boss just didn't know how to deal with Charlie's chronic lateness. Finally, he called him into the office for a talk.

- "Charlie, I have to tell you: I like your work ethic, you do a great job, but your being late so often is a big problem."

 

- "Yes, I know, Boss, and I'm working on it."

 

- "Well, good. You're a team player: that's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say, if you came in late there?"

 

- "They said, 'Good morning, General. Tea or coffee this morning, sir?"

                               Enjoy your work surroundings

                                                               and

                        Live Stylish!

                         Stay Healthy!

                           Eat Organic!

                            Be Natural!

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Comments: 16
  • #1

    Lisa Russo (Friday, 30 June 2017 21:40)

    Oh my! That was unexpected and brought me a smile... Thanks!

  • #2

    Isy (Saturday, 01 July 2017 09:53)

    I didn' knew!

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  • #3

    shadownlight (Saturday, 01 July 2017 13:40)

    :) ach schön :) musste echt schmunzeln!
    Liebe Grüße!

  • #4

    Eleine (Saturday, 01 July 2017 18:49)

    Great post dear!

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  • #5

    A Cuban In London (Saturday, 01 July 2017 21:48)

    Hahaha! :-) Brilliant.

    Greetings from London.

  • #6

    Radi (Sunday, 02 July 2017 03:06)

    Hahaha Love it! This definitely made my day.

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  • #7

    The Yum List (Sunday, 02 July 2017 10:57)

    Ha ha! Thanks for starting my day with a bit of humour. :-)

  • #8

    Neha (Sunday, 02 July 2017 12:57)

    Great post dear :)❤

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  • #9

    Kati (Sunday, 02 July 2017 15:24)

    Haha, too good! :-D

    -Kati
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  • #10

    Katarina (Sunday, 02 July 2017 19:59)

    Great joke. Love it! :)
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  • #11

    Rena (Sunday, 02 July 2017 21:31)

    Das ist wirklich ein lustiger Witz! Ich denke, gerade solche Führungskräfte in wirklich hohen Positionen haben durchaus ihre Freiheiten :)
    Liebe Grüße, Rena
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  • #12

    Наталья Белогловская (Sunday, 02 July 2017 23:58)

    Great post!
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  • #13

    La cucina di Molly (Wednesday, 05 July 2017 23:06)

    Carinissimo questo post! Un abbraccio!

  • #14

    the lunch girls (Thursday, 06 July 2017 10:57)

    Great post :D

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  • #15

    GST Impact Analysis (Monday, 10 July 2017 13:15)

    Hi, Really great effort. Everyone must read this article. Thanks for sharing.

  • #16

    Lindsey (Wednesday, 12 July 2017 19:41)

    Ha! Wasn't expecting that! Great little story. :) Thank you for sharing.